I’m a Matt Haig apologist

It’s true. Matt Haig is banal.

Just as I’m writing this, his most recent tweet reads, “Imagine if people could treat living people with the kindness they use when writing their eulogy.”

It’s alright. It’s nothing original, nothing groundbreaking. It’s just… fine.

And it’s why Matt Haig is one in a long list of celebrities I don’t follow on social media. Because a…